hamburgerbooogie:

nankingdecade:

• the normalization of jealousy as an indicator of love
• the idea that a sufficiently intense love is enough to overcome any practical incompatibilities
• the idea that you should meet your partner’s every need, and if you don’t, either you’re inadequate or they’re too needy
• the idea that a sufficiently intense love should cause you to cease to be attracted to anyone else
• the idea that commitment is synonymous with exclusivity
• the idea that marriage and children are the only valid teleological justifications for being committed to a relationship
• the idea that your insecurities are always your partner’s responsibility to tip-toe around and never your responsibility to work on
• the idea that your value to a partner is directly proportional to the amount of time and energy they spend on you, and it is in zero-sum competition with everything else they value in life
• the idea that being of value to a partner should always make up a large chunk of how you value yourself

THOSE LAST 3 HOLY FUCK

bamboocounting:

academicssay:

‪For your consideration: The PhD journey as Fellowship of the Rings‬

@thearrogantemu

physicsshiny:

amariscorvo:

corey-once-again:

s3nnr3nn:

turing-tested:

fun personality quiz here  :) don’t take it if you’re paranoid but you agree with the results let me know!

okay so the paranoia thing was definitely a useful warning because I was a stubborn little dick and took it anyway, and now my heart’s racing BUT the results were honestly freakishly accurate how the fuck did you get that much about me from weird blurry shape preferences

anyway so this post is a psychological horror game.

I didn’t come to be called out like this

The Forer effect strikes again, I think.

joestar:

‘whos telling you this’

‘myself’

postmarxed:

Apple has finally admitted they throttle older iPhones with iOS updates when they release a new model. As the battery degrades over time it’s no longer capable of providing as much power as the CPU needs to draw at peak performance and this can cause unexpected shutdowns so they’ve just been quietly slowing down their phones without disclosing it until now. Probably to encourage you to just buy a new phone for $1000 instead of having the battery replaced for $80.

Anyways if you’re able to replace the battery yourself iFixit sells a kit for $24.99

wardencommanderkarnstein:

achilliads:

PRETTY FLY FOR A WHITE GUY: a mix for icarus, history’s greatest downfall

“guy’s i’m gonna get so hella tanned” — icarus, probably

1. breaking free high school musical 
2. i believe i can fly r kelly 
3. defying gravity wicked 
4. wind beneath my wings bette midler 
5. here comes the sun the beatles 
6. timber pitbull feat. ke$ha 
7. drop it like it’s hot snoop dogg feat. pharrell williams 
8. it’s raining men the weather girls

{ listen }

this is literally the most hilarious mix i have every seen im crying help

joe-normal:

joke: loki has his hair greased down all the time because he’s a greasy boy

woke: loki has his hair greased down all the time because he’s learned since childhood that if his large electric brother thor so much as high-fives him without it being slicked back he’ll be walking around for the rest of the day with it sticking up straight in the air from static, looking like a very frightened cat 

eyeholes-in-a-paperbag:

this is so fucking funny

alienshepard:

me: Its realistic that not every companion likes the other. In real life not everybody becomes friends with everyone, so I appreciate the dynamics some people put in video games

also me every time my companions are mean to eachother:

zagreus:

your crimes are known. the frog council sits in judgement.